Why You Deserve a $200 Vibrator

For some reason when it comes to sex toys, I’ve noticed people are really frugal. I get it, I used to be like this. I spent a decade using a $20 porous vibrator that gave me yeast infections and had to be replaced every year or so because it just wasn’t made to last.

Pleasure is often seen as a luxury, not a need, an extra. And while I do think one should pay their rent first, it’s worth it to make a few sacrifices in other areas to buy high quality toys. And for the sake of your genitals, get a body safe toy that won’t burn your skin or cause an infection.

Now, price isn’t everything with toys. I’ve definitely had occasions where I spent a lot of money on a toy that didn’t get me off. That said, generally speaking, if you are a power queen that needs a lot of stimulation like me, you’re probably not going to be satisfied with a battery powered bullet vibe.

Some of my best toys cost a lot. The O-Wand and the Eroscillator come to mind, both toys that cost $200 and blew my freaking mind. I’ve never not had an orgasm with these toys. It doesn’t seem to matter what medication I’m on (both pain medication and antidepressants can effect the ability to orgasm), or what position I use. They are ever reliable, and isn’t that worth spending a little extra money on? With a quality toy, I can, at any given moment, orgasm in less than five minutes, often in under a minute. That’s powerful, and worth the money.

I can’t orgasm manually most of the time. Even with the right touch, it doesn’t happen for me and if it does, it’s way more work. So I depend on vibrators for a lot. They are efficient orgasm machines which I don’t think people should have to do without. Orgasms improve well being by releasing endorphins, they even temporarily help pain. They are just as much of a need as anything else in life.

So save up for good toys. You deserve it.

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I'm an outspoken demisexual feminist. Homoflexible/Pansexual. Poly. Disability activist. Photographer. Knitter. Makeup Artist. Bird & cat lady. Jew in training. Dominant Bottom. BBW. Trekkie. She/her.

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