It may look like a steampunk version of an electric toothbrush, which is to say quite odd, but the Eroscillator is the best sex toy I’ve ever used in my entire life. I do not say this lightly. Other words that spring to mind to describe it are epic, awesome and amazing. Mind blowingly good. The Eroscillator is a quiet toy, but, as my roommate can attest, you probably won’t be.
The Eroscillator is an oscillating toy, it moves back and forth very quickly, making it appear like it’s shivering. It has three speeds, all of which are strong enough to get me off. The oscillations feel a lot like vibrations, but a little bit deeper and more intense. The different attachment heads change the feel of the toy, so it’s really like getting several toys in one.
My favorite attachment, as I suspected, was the soft finger, dubbed by the sex blogosphere as “the marshmallow.” It does reduce the intensity of the oscillations, but I still rarely need the highest speed. My next favorite attachment, I was surprised to note, was the odd looking grapes & cockscomb attachment using the textured side. It seemed to be the most stimulating, even when used at a low speed. It’s quite intense. I also love the golden spoon attachment, I like the broad stimulation I get from the flat side of the spoon. The only attachment I didn’t like was the ball & cup, but still, three out of four ain’t bad.
I’m curious about the other attachments and almost wish I had purchased the Top Deluxe Combo that has them all, which I think is a slightly better deal as the attachments are expensive on their own. Still, I’m very happy with the Eroscillator 2 Plus Soft Finger Combo overall, and I think it’s absolutely, 100% worth the $184. The orgasms I get from this rumbly toy are deep, full, and intense. It’s never failed to get me off, never not once.
My main compliant is that most of the attachments aren’t made of silicone. The soft finger attachment is made of “silicone elastomer” which isn’t technically a thing and Eroscillator has been vague about specifics. The other attachments are covered in TPE/TPR. Eroscillator claims to have sent their attachments to a lab for independent testing and swears they are non porous. Hmm.
The attachments are quite fragile, I had to repurchase my soft finger attachment when my roommate accidentally knocked my Eroscillator off the dresser it was sitting on and the attachment broke in half. Speaking of purchasing the attachments, I’m very much annoyed that they don’t sell each of them by themselves. You can get certain ones by themselves, but some are only sold as a package. An $80 package. If you really want all the attachments, the best thing to do is buy the Top Deluxe model which comes with all of them. Furthermore, the attachments are very overpriced.
The Eroscillator is splashproof but not waterproof. It has to be plugged into an outlet. It has a very long cord that is constantly getting tangled. But, I’m willing to forgive all of that because the orgasms I get from this toy are insanely satisfying. Yes, they are that good. I didn’t use any other clit toy for over a month when I bought my Eroscillator. I wholeheartedly recommend this toy. Just buy one. Buy one now.